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{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}

{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}

{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}

{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}

{"fact":"Cats bury their feces to cover their trails from predators.","length":59}

{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}

{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}

{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}

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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

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{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}

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