{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"fact":"Cats with long, lean bodies are more likely to be outgoing, and more protective and vocal than those with a stocky build.","length":121}
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\nThe Armed Force Medical Services (AFMS) is an inter-services organisation under the Ministry of Defence, covering the Indian Armed Forces. It came into existence in 1948. The current Director General Armed Forces Medical Services is Surg Vice Adm Arti Sarin, who assumed the position on 1 October 2024. The Director General Armed Forces Medical Services, a three-star officer, is the head of the Armed Forces Medical Services and is responsible to the Government for the overall medical policy in so far as they relate to the Armed Forces.
"}{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}
{"fact":"Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Cats are said to detect earthquake tremors 10 or 15 minutes before humans can.","length":122}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
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